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The Ideal Preacher

He preaches only 20 minutes
but thoroughly expounds the Word.

He condemns sin,
but never hurts anyone's feelings.

He works from 8:00 a.m. to 10:00 p.m.
doing every type work from preaching
in the pulpit to janitor work.

He makes $100.00 a week,
wears good clothes,
buys good books regularly,
has a nice family,
drives a nice car,
and gives $50.00 a week to the church.

He stands ready to give
to any good cause also.

His family is completely model in 
deportment, dress and attitude
He is 26 years old and has been preaching for 30 years.
He is tall, short, thin, heavy set, handsome
has one brown eye and one blue eye
hair parted in the middle
left side straight, right side blond and wavy.
He has a burning desire to work with teenagers
and spends all his time with the older people.
He smiles all the time with a straight face
because he has a sense of humor that keeps him 
seriously dedicated to his work.
He makes 15 calls a day on church members,
spends all his time evangelizing the unchurched,
and is never out of his office.

Author Unknown

 

 



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